Dirty Diaper?
I'm not sure if anyone will find this as funny as I did...
I was hanging out today at Emmett's apartment and happened to walk by the bathroom door as Emmett was coming out from taking his 'morning constitutional' and it was, well, particularly strong as far as those things go. I walked into the bedroom and said to Thomas, "ewwwwww, Daddy is stinky!"
Emmett followed into the bedroom and Thomas came up to him and pointed at him and said, "you are stinky, Daddy, you need your diaper changed!"
Of course, I cracked up. I started to leave to go back to my place and get my purse and keys and Thomas said, "Don't leave, Mommy, stay with me for a little while" (he says this sometimes and it absolutely breaks my heart!). I said, "baby, Mommy is just going to get her keys, why don't you stay here and change Daddy's diaper," looking up at Emmett with a little grin.
Well, Tommy took his responsibility very seriously. As I left I heard him say to Emmett, "You need your diaper changed...[couldn't hear Emmett's response]...No, Daddy, we need to change your diaper NOW! Lay Down!!"
Oh, how they learn from us, eh?
he he